Keep The Damn Scarves

vinegod:

I didn’t know this was part of the drill… by Thomas Sanders

The Great British Bake Off Innuendo

Buffy: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing?
Giles: Tell no one.

crowesmuse:

tatianathevampireslayer:

save-geek-monkey:

Okay but what if after they sent delphine to Frankfurt, she and cosima wouldn’t stop contacting each other and trying to figure out ways how to get delphine back and DYAD is pissed bc the whole reason why they sent delphine to Frankfurt is so they can get her away from cosima and them staying in contact could potentially be harmful for DYAD and cosima refuses to help them with science so one day they finally decide they will end that whole thing forever and they sent sarah to say to delphine that cosima is dead bc if she doesn’t they will kill helena and Sarah figures that if she tells her at least no one will actually die and they can’t send rachel bc that would be suspicious so sarah goes there under threat and tells delphine and delphine completely looses it and starts yelling and throwing stuff and she throws sarah out too and she feels just so lost and cosima can’t be fucking dead and she just stoops feeling everything but back at DYAD they forced cosima to watch the whole exchange via cameras DYAD put in delphine’s apartment bc they are control freaks and it hurts so fucking much to look at delphine loose it like that but she can’t move and after delphine gets calmer cosima can feel tension slowly leaving her body and she feels relieved just for a moment before she realises delphine is getting the full bottle of pills out of her nightstand and shaking them all out in her palm and there is smile forming on Rachel’s lips when she hears screaming from the room where cosima is and I don’t know what’s wrong with me

slow down there satan

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVER. I AM FIXING THIS:

So then you realize that Sarah actually handed Delphine a little slip of paper that said “DYAD lies” AND SO THEN DELPHINE PRETENDS TO TAKE ALL OF THE PILLS BUT DOESN’T AND SHE SHOWS UP AT DYAD AND BURNS THE PLACE DOWN AND WALKS OUT CARRYING COSIMA PRINCESS STYLE THE FREAKING END TO YOUR RUDE ASS PAINFUL HEADCANNON SATAN

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

jqmesmcavoy:

skulduGGERY PLEASANT IS ENDING SOON AND I DON’T THINK I’LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

ot888:

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

Uhhhhh what did I just watch?

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out
  • Upon entering, locate The Path
  • Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.
  • Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)
  • When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.
  • Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path
  • Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.
  • At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section
  • Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.
  • After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.
  • Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

jimmyneuteredtron:

fangartist:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

alienaelizabeth:

drunkaster:

harrys so cute i want 7

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its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

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