Keep The Damn Scarves
Baby: d- d-
Dad: Daddy?
Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions
how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

snorlaxatives:

the world cup is officially over and i can say robin van persie had the best goal of the tournament 

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damn

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shit

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fucking iconic

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

tada4ever:

biasexualpotterhead:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

kristoffbjorgman:

if you though Frozen Heart sounded incredible in English, wait until you listen to it in Norwegian



UUNFF

…this may be the manliest single thing I have ever heard in my life. It sounds like a Viking drinking song.

I’m 1000% on board with this.

so pissed more of the music wasn’t like this.

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

natashastark:

if your girlfriend ever tells you to read a “fucking amazing fanfic” don’t do it

it’s nothing but an evil plan to get you emotionally shattered and invested in something that has over a million words and is still running

fuck what my life has become

Yeah I think that pretty much sums it up!

I’m trying to find a video and I think I sent the link to Becky via e-mail at one point so I’m scrolling through and I find this:

Me: Me in 3 years…

'Thanks,' Merlin smiled, 'have a good day. Oh, shit, before I forget, let me give you my number, in case I get locked out or something.'
'Sure,' Arthur let him type his in to Arthur's phone, then called him. 'Um, how likely is it you will lock yourself out?'
'Pretty likely,' Merlin grinned, 'it's why I've developed such brilliant breakfast making skills. It eases the annoyance.'
Becky: what, a gay male?

stay-in-reality-liberals:

skies-ofskaia:

barrelsofdwarrows:

sign-of-innocence:

see-kevin:

World History in a nutshell. 

This is literally the best fucking metaphor for World History and you cannot tell me otherwise.

Except no, this is totally WRONG.

The Air Nomads are based on Tibetian monks, as well as other cultures with concepts of Buddhism. This is reflected in the practice of shaving their heads, meditation, and vegetarianism. Aang’s clothes are very similar to that of the Shaolin monks. Even the location and architecture of the air temples resembles those found in Tibet.

The Fire Nation is inspired by the government and politics of Imperialist and Maoist China (as well as Imperial Japan). There was a little thing called Free Tibet a few years back which was quite in vogue with you psuedo-social-justice types. Do you remember what that was about? In 1951, China invaded Tibet and claimed sovereignty over them. As with most wars, depending on whose views you share, stories can differ. The Chinese (*cough*fire nation*cough*) claim to have reduced taxes, unemployment and built schools. However they achieved this through extortion, torture, murder, and oppression of the Tibetan culture. Thus, Avatar’s Hundred Year War.

The Water tribes are based on Inuit people. This one is really obvious. They share the same visual coding of colour, use furs in the clothing, live in polar regions in igloos and yurts, and rely on fishing as their primary food source.

The Earth Kingdom is a mixing pot of various Asiatic cultures including China, India, Korea, Thailand and Japan. Each city/town will reflect some of these more strongly than the others. 

If you agree with the labelling in the above gifset, you’ve either completely missed the point of Avatar, or just don’t give a fuck about actual World History or anything outside of what’s popular with tumblr “social justice”. You all harp on about needing more representation in the media but as soon as you’re given something as beautiful as Avatar, with a huge diversity of non-Eurocentric cultures, you completely misconstrue it. What you’ve done is erased the importance of all these individual (and indigenous) cultures, and replaced it with your own (anti-white) political agenda.

(And honestly, who uses umbrella labels like “asians” and “white people”. That’s ignorant and racist as fuck)

Bless Tumblr user barrelsofdwarrows for the above and for calling people out on their narrow-minded bullshit.

That was excellent.

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

"Use Gina. She’s my assistant and she has something to offer. Trust me.”

illegallydownloaded:

"While the world he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there’s nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn’t always Shakespeare, but it’s genuine. It’s a life.”

 The Truman Show (1998) dir. Peter Weir